Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Krappy Cheese


Ode to the Kraft Single...

Oh Kraft single how I love your convenience of being pre-sliced and packaged.
You are absolutely delightful on my fried egg sandwich!

I am not quite sure what you are made of.
Although the package shows a glass of milk and says that you are indeed cheese.

I have other cheeses in my refrigerator
but your color and texture don't come close when compared.

However, I am still a fan!

1 comment:

Kim C. said...

OMG...I was just thinking about Kraft singles today as I was making a fried egg sandwich!! I am totally laughing at this...I was however thinking about how I never eat them anymore because I am the only one in my house that will eat them. Instead we go through about 5 pounds of cheddar every 2 weeks. I also wonder if they really are cheese or more like the margarine of cheeses.